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Toaster Bath Bomb

Do we need to say more? This is genuine real physical product! Crafted with precision and care, this remarkable product combines timeless quality with modern innovation. Perfect for the discerning consumer who demands excellence and wants to say "to hell with it".

  • Premium Quality Construction. But who cares it'll all go down the drain.
  • Guaranteed money down the drain.
  • And a third thing!

Special Price: Only $11.95

Price Breakdown
Materials $2.00
Labor $X.XX
Packaging $1.85
Engineering $X.XX
Marketing $X.XX
Profit $X.XX
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Shockwave x osmo AI - Limited Edition.

Oh boy! Sometimes the joke can go too far but this isn't that. We are developing a custom scented bath bomb. That's right you heard it here first. Shockwave has another thing up its sad sleeve. All because Sadie had to go around whining and ask "Does it smell like burnt toast?" Well it didn't. But now it might.

Everything you loved in the original but now with a new unique scent that are we still developing. First ever small batch. Dare we say small tub collection? We don't. That's just bad copy. In any case the lovely people at osmo ai are helping us with this custom scent. This will be a limited run and it's not going to be cheap. We want to flex our little capitalists muscles and explore the world of dynamic pricing. Prices will range from $30-$70 (plus shipping!). It's weird but we are making a one of kind ephemeral joke. And how!

Expected availability 50 out of 50

  • Premium Quality Construction. But who cares it'll all go down the drain.
  • Wanted to waste even more money!? Oh do we?
  • But hey it could be worse we could have made a candle that smelled like Pepper Potts's pepper pot.

Current Special Price: Only $49.95

Price Breakdown
Materials $X.XX
Labor $X.XX
Packaging $1.85
Engineering $X.XX
Marketing $X.XX
Profit $X.XX
Holy Dynamic Pricing!